Sorry long tym no update. I’m down wit tis stupid idiotic flu and u noe wat?? FLU SUCKS BIG TYM! Oh, gawwd! I think I caught e virus frm e other day wen I was out wit my mom to catch e movie Stardust, at Lido. It was freakin awesome! U ppl shld not miss it. Well, those who missed it, go get e DVD. Hahaha!
Oh, and must2 take notice of these two hotties who are Charlie Cox, who plays as Tristan Thorn, and Mark Strong as Septimus. They’re lyk e two BIG TYM HEART-THROBS in e movie!
Here’s a little of Stardust u shld catch.
Tristan: [he crashed wit Yvaine and he’s on her] Mother? Oh! Oh, mother. I’m so sorry. Are u alright?
Yvaine: No, I’m not and I’m not ur mother. So get off me!
Tristan: [stands up] U are not my mother?
Yvaine: Do I look lyk I’m ur mother?
Tristan: No, sorry. Are u alright? Do u want some help?
Yvaine: Help by leaving me alone!
Tristan: Alright… [begins to walk away, and talks to himself] Oh my God! “Light e candle and think of me”. I was, I was thinking of my mo… but den Victoria and e star juz pumpted…
Tristan: [to Yvaine] Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry, Madame, but haf u seen a fallen star anywhere?
Yvaine: [she laughs bitterly] U’re funny.
Tristan: No, really. We’re in a crater - tis must be whr it fell.
Yvaine: [sarcastic] Yeah, tis is whr it fell. It is, or if u want to be really specific up thr [pointing to e sky] is whr tis weird bloody necklace [shows him e necklace ard her neck] came out of nowhere and knocked it out of e heavens while it was minding it’s own business. And over thr is whr it landed. And right here, here is whr it got hit by a magical flying MORON!
Tristan: U’re e star? U’re e star? Really? Oh, wow! I’m sorry, I had no idea u’d be it. Oh, I, may I juz say for advanced tt I’m sorry.
Yvaine: Sorry for wat?
Tristan: For tis. [takes out a chain and ties it up to Yvaine’s hand] Now, if I’m not mistaken tis means u haf to come wit me. U’re going to be a birthday gift for Victoria, my truelove.
Yvaine: [sarcastic] But of course! Ntg says “romance” lyk a kidnapped injured woman! I’m not going anywhr wit u!
Well, it’s not tt little I guess. Hahaha!
Anyway, last night my whole family had a gathering going on and I had to show up coz my aunties and uncles, actually miss me! Auwww… sweet isn’t it? At least now I noe tt thr are ppl who misses me! But it was really bad timing. I’m freakin sick, babe! I really didn’t wanna go. My dad had to drag me out of e house and into e car. Poor idiot… he had to do nice to me and drag me out of e car wen we arrived at e destination. And, by e order of e greatest grandma in e world, (ILY) grandma said tis, “Kau jaga adek kau tu. Dier mcm dah nk pengsan.”
Huahuahua! See… my nenek cares. Whoooo! Hahahah. Well, I think it’s very mean to call someone who actually loves me plenty ‘idiot’ bcoz he really took care of me. Sweet kan abg kesyg-an ku? Hahahha! Dah, tk blh puji dier byk2, nnt kembang. Huahuahua… But really… he was superrr nice to me. He made me satayys!
Den ltr on, my cough got worse wit e smoke and all, den I had asthma. Ohh… it was horrible. I really felt lyk fainting. Gawwdd! But actually, e cutest thing tt happen was my brudder got worried. Surprisingly, Taufiqk didn’t do anythg. Aft I felt a little bit better, Taufiqk laughed and I was lyk, “Makk, ni mat satu sen tk guna seyy.”
He came ard bugging me annoyingly at my sick-to-death condition. How e hell was I suppose to feel? I pushed him away and I was lyk, “Come annoy me some more and I’ll make u my-sick-twin-brudder.”
Okay, tt got him to leave me alone and it made my brudder laugh. Well, mayb I miss tt close relationship we’ve always had since lyk, GOD NOES WEN. So, I shall admit my defeat by saying tt my brudder’s right abt me loving him although he hates me so much, wat-so-eva. I noe he loves me too. If not why e hell did he do me nice and took good care of me? Or, did my father use e "siblings are forever, take good care of ur sister/brudder." threat tt always gets to us. Well, it does work wit him and me too.
Anyway, my cute little annoying cousin asked me a question I nvr understood and it was a serious bugger. Tis is how e conversation started.
Tashah: Kak, u wear specs eh?
Me: Yeah. Y?
Tashah: Oh. I’ve nvr seen u wearing dem pon. U buta jauh ke buta dekat?
Hah! U see tt question? I nvr get tt. I can nvr answer wen someone ask me e ‘buta jauh or buta dekat’ question. I find it bugging wen I can’t answer a question asked by a gal not even half my age! So, tis is whr e conversation went…
Me: Uh… I don’t really noe how to answer tt. *smiling2. gue tersengeh2 babe!*
Tashah: Why?
Me: Why not?
Tashah: U’re older per. Don't u noe more things?
Okay… Her last words made me feel lyk I’m a dumb blonde. BIG TYM IDIOT! *smacking my forehead* I felt lyk smacking her face and ask her to shuddup and go bug other ppl wit her ‘buta jauh or buta dekat’ question! So… I said,
Me: U’re brudder’s older. He doesn’t noe EVERYTHING!
YAY!! I haf finally shut e gal up! (at least for e moment) Coz ltr, she went on again… Haizzz… Aper lah nasib aku?? *smacking my forehead*
Tashah: U buta jauh ke buta dekat?
Me: Tashah, I really don’t noe, dear. Sorry. U go ask my brudder k?
Tashah: Ok. Who’s ur brudder? (God! How can she not even noe her own cousin?? I feel lyk giving her one BIG TYM smack2 for not noticing tt Khyerul Daniel is MY brudder!)
Me: Khy uh. Yg kat BBQ pit tu.
She went oh… den left. YAY ME!! She has stopped being a bugger. Well, mayb not. Coz now she’s my bro’s bugger. So it’s partly my fault, but heck. ((: I’m free! Hahaha. Anyway, Khy’s a really good baby sitter. He’s lyk 10 tyms better than I am at e baby sitting job. But I pity him pretty much now. Poor Khy… She’s gonna miss u bro, BIG TYM BABY! BIG TYM! ((:
PEACE! ((:
